Blind Date
Blind Date An awful blind date After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t stand another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so...
View ArticleRomance when you start aging
Romance when you start aging Romance when you start to get on in years: An elderly couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to...
View ArticleMarrying the wrong person
Marrying the wrong person A video was sent to me today which I found amusing, all about marrying the wrong person. My wife will probably see this post, so before I am sent to sleep on the sofa tonight,...
View ArticleWhat’s in a name
What’s in a name William Shakespeare in his play Romeo and Juliet proclaimed, “What’s in a name?” There is a lot in a name, especially when it comes to dating. Some people have beautiful names and some...
View ArticleMarriage joke
Marriage joke Marriage joke I was sent this joke by a friend and I found it amusing: Jim decided to tie the knot and he married his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was...
View ArticleThe Asshole
The Asshole The Asshole wants to be the boss When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss. The brain said, “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the...
View ArticleI am the boss
I am the boss I am the boss! The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that Read: “I am the Boss !” He then...
View ArticleWhy do men like dogs better than women?
Why do men like dogs better than women? Why do men like dogs better than women ? Or better yet, why do some men Have a dog And no wife? The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you....
View ArticleSatan appears
Satan appears A few minutes before the service is scheduled to begin, and just as the congregation is sitting quietly waiting, Satan appears. God’s prosecutorial angel, Satan himself. Instantly there...
View ArticleA Christmas Gift for you
A Christmas Gift for you Tomorrow is Christmas eve and I have a Christmas gift for you. I am not a Christian or Catholic, I am Jewish, but Hanukkah has come and gone and I want to give you a real...
View ArticleLose Weight by Running
Lose Weight by Running Want to Lose Weight? Who doesn’t want to lose weight, people will tell me. I also have a few kilos or pounds that I want to lose and I have taken up running to help me. Note that...
View ArticleTime for some jokes
Time for some jokes Some jokes to lighten the mode How long has it been since you had a good laugh? Here are some jokes. Please bear in mind that some of them are quite rude. I hope I do not offend...
View ArticleMeeting on the golf course, a joke
Meeting on the golf course, a joke My good friend Ed, from my award winning book, sent me this joke by email and I felt I had to share it. It is about a meeting on the golf course. It may be a bit...
View ArticleMy Next Life” by George Carlin
My Next Life” by George Carlin MY NEXT LIFE by George Carlin I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better...
View ArticleHow NOT to pick up girls!
How NOT to pick up girls! I am sure that everyone who finds this blog will assume that they were going to get tips on how to pick up girls or women, but for that you will have to approach an expert. I...
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